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How Many Forum Poster to Change A Light Bulb?

1 To change the light bulb and to post to the group that the light bulb

has been changed

14 To share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 To caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 To point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 To flame the spell checkers

41 To correct spelling/grammar flames

6 To argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ..

2 Industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 Know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 To post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 To demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 To defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 To debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 To post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 To post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 To post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 To link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 To post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 To quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 To suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 To ask what is a "FAQ"

4 To say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 To say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

13 to say that Google sucks and that you should use Altavista instead.

14 to try and spam their brand of bulbs in said thread (most of whom would be subsequently banned)

1 to talk about the danger posed by the new type of energy efficient lightbulb that the provincial government is promoting, by pointing out that they contain mercury, and have a tendency to explode when nearing the end of their lifespan, and the Province has no disposal plan for them.

73 people to attack that poster for criticizing a "green initiative".

47 posters saying that we are all going to die anyway so there is no point being green or even using efficient light bulbs.

23 existentialists to say there's no such thing as a "light bulb", its only an illusion.

3 fourteen year olds to say "you can turn me on"

2 more to ask "What is a light bulb?"

3 feminazis to complain about the word "poster" demanding the inclusion of female-specific terms such as "post-ess"

12 computer addicts to say theres no real reason to change the bulb, theres plenty of light from the monitor.

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And it is a welcome change from the past when the princess would ramble about on the boards... *sigh* At least they don't come here!!! :twisted::lol:

Sanosuke!

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And it is a welcome change from the past when the princess would ramble about on the boards... *sigh* At least they don't come here!!! :twisted::lol:

Sanosuke!

We would welcome royalty as an equal,would we not? :twisted:

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